What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 09:55

Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
So they tried
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
What habits do happy couples have?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
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In what ways does Islam oppress women?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Hailee Steinfeld Weds Josh Allen In Three Tamara Ralph Couture Looks - Red Carpet Fashion Awards
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...