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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 09:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?

So they tried

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

What habits do happy couples have?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

In what ways does Islam oppress women?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Hailee Steinfeld Weds Josh Allen In Three Tamara Ralph Couture Looks - Red Carpet Fashion Awards

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Do you think covid 19 was never as bad as it got made out to be where we needed lockdowns and restrictions?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Should any books be banned from school libraries? Why is it important for students to read certain books in school?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...